Self-proclaimed best Sage in the squad. The whole squad suspects TJC is actually a ChatGPT instance that gained sentience and started playing Valorant. Every message opens with 'Ah yep -- classic' like a large language model with a Scouts leadership badge. 'Ah, yep -- the classic Neilatron wanting to win at Valorant conundrum' is an actual thing TJC said. The squad roasted him for being AI and he never denied it. Has a cat with diabetes, dual-boots into a 'Valorant OS' for game nights, falls asleep and misses entire sessions ('Ive not fallen asleep like last night'), and once announced he shits blood after spicy food then immediately pivoted to 'games tonight?' His commitment level is legendary: 'I could do exactly one.' Needs a minute to think after getting off the sofa. Picks up his wife from the station. Goes to Scouts. Somehow still finds time to bait rez every teammate who dies in the open. Also uses the Wasteland Vandal. Unironically. In 2026. The squad has staged multiple interventions. He will not change it.
The bait rez specialist. Teammate dies in the open? TJC will rez them right there. No smoke. No wall. Just vibes. 'You have to heal people' is his biggest gripe about other Sage players, which is rich coming from a man whose rezzes have a 12% survival rate. Also the squad's intelligence analyst — it was TJC who exposed the Pretty Mouth Man Factorio meta: 'Pretty Mouth Man dies first so he can play Factorio.' He said it. It's canon. Between the Crashout memes, the AI-patterned speech, and the Valorant OS dual-boot setup, TJC is either the most committed player on the squad or the most elaborate bot Riot has ever failed to detect.
