INTEL DOSSIER
SQUAD ALIGNMENT CHART
CLASSIFYING THE UNCLASSIFIABLE SINCE 2024
// MORAL COMPASS (BROKEN)
THE ALIGNMENT GRID
LAWFUL NEUTRAL CHAOTIC
GOOD NEUTRAL EVIL
LAWFUL GOOD
CHILL GOOD NIGHT
"Shows up. Does her job. Places turret. Never heals anyone. Wait..."
NEUTRAL GOOD
TJC
"Will play support. Will heal you. Will also rez you in the open with no cover."
CHAOTIC GOOD
DOODLLEUS
"Rallies the squad every night. Gaming chair powered by pure chaos energy."
LAWFUL NEUTRAL
THE ODIN PROTOCOL
"We buy Odins. This is the law. There are no exceptions."
TRUE NEUTRAL
NEILATRON
"'Aye.' (Falls asleep)"
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
PRETTY MOUTH MAN
"'Not a gamer anymore.' *queues up* *alt-tabs to Factorio* *dies first*"
LAWFUL EVIL
TJC'S BAIT REZ
"There are rules. The rules say I rez you. The rules don't say you survive."
NEUTRAL EVIL
THE GAMING CHAIR
"It gives power. It takes power. Always at 11pm. It cannot be reasoned with."
CHAOTIC EVIL
"FUCK YOU CHILL GOOD NIGHT"
"It's not targeted. It's not personal. It is simply the natural state of Doodlleus."
// ADVANCED ANALYTICS
THE VALORANT ALIGNMENT
AWAKE ASLEEP
DOODLLEUS
TJC
PRETTY MOUTH MAN
CHILL GOOD NIGHT
NEILATRON
ACTUALLY TRYING VIBING