These callouts have been verified by exactly 0 professional players. All locations are approximate, subjective, and emotionally charged. If you use these in ranked, that's on you.
BIND
A
B
FACTORIO ALT-TAB ZONEReal: A Short
TJC'S GRAVEYARDReal: B Long
WHERE DOODLLEUS DOESN'T CHECK MINIMAPReal: Mid
BAIT REZ BOULEVARDReal: B Site
THE SAVE ROUND (LOL)Real: A Site
NEILATRON'S NAP CORNERReal: Hookah
CHILL GOOD NIGHT IS NEAR HERE (SITE ADJACENT)Real: A Bath
ODIN HALLWAYReal: B Short
HAVEN
A
B
C
BAIT REZ ALLEYReal: Mid Window
THE GAMING CHAIR DIES HEREReal: A Long
I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVINGReal: C Long
CRASHOUT CORRIDORReal: Mid Courtyard
PRETTY MOUTH MAN WAS IN FACTORIO HEREReal: A Site
DEFUSE (WE'RE ATTACKING)Real: B Site
NEILATRON FELL ASLEEP HEREReal: C Site
THE GARAGE (14 FAILED REZZES)Real: Garage
SPLIT
A
B
5 ODINS GO BRRRReal: Mid
SPLOINK ZONEReal: A Main
THE WASTELAND VANDAL SHRINEReal: B Main
WHERE WE ALL STACK ONE ANGLEReal: Mid Mail
CHILL GOOD NIGHT'S TURRET (MVP)Real: A Site
PURCHANCE POINTReal: B Site
AYE (NEILATRON SPAWN)Real: Spawn
DOODLLEUS LURKS HERE AT 11:01PMReal: A Ramps
ASCENT
A
B
THE FACTORIO GAPReal: Mid
CHAMBER EXPERIMENT MEMORIALReal: A Main
VIPER WALL (15 DEGREES OFF)Real: B Main
WHERE TJC SAYS 'THIS IS WHY IM THE VIPER'Real: Market
NOBODY CHECKS THIS ANGLEReal: A Site
SOMEONE SAID DEFUSE HERE (ATTACK ROUND)Real: B Site
ECO ROUND ARGUMENT ZONEReal: Spawn
MINIMAP? WHAT MINIMAP?Real: Catwalk
LOTUS
A
B
C
4 KNIFE KILLS HAPPENED HEREReal: A Site
THE LEGENDARY ZONEReal: B Site
NEILATRON WALKED OFF THE MAPReal: C Site
ROTATING (CHILL GOOD NIGHT ETA: 4 ROUNDS)Real: Mid
THE DOOR THAT KILLS MORE THAN THE ENEMYReal: A Main