MEME WALL // tHeRe's nO WaY We lOsE ThIs™

CHAT LOG #01

The Original Sploink

9:47 PM Doodlleus Sploink?

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4 minutes of silence

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9:51 PM TJC sploink.

9:51 PM Neilatron aye

9:52 PM Chill Good Night mayb

9:53 PM Pretty Mouth Man purchance

SCOREBOARD #02

The Factorio Incident

PLAYER AGENT K D A

TJC Viper 18 9 7

Doodlleus Jett 15 12 3

Neilatron Sova 11 11 9

Chill Good Night Killjoy 8 13 5

Pretty Mouth Man Brimstone 2 14 1

was alt-tabbed to Factorio for 9 rounds

CHAT LOG #03

The Crashout Flood

11:23 PM TJC CRASHOUT

11:24 PM TJC CRASHOUT

11:25 PM Pretty Mouth Man you good bro?

QUOTE #04

Look Me In The Eyes

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Look me in the eyes and tell me you believe that.

Chill Good Night When told tonight could be the night she gets her first ace

SCOREBOARD #05

The Odin Protocol

PLAYER AGENT WEAPON K D A

Doodlleus Jett ODIN 22 15 2

TJC Viper ODIN 19 14 6

Neilatron Sova ODIN 16 13 8

Chill Good Night Killjoy ODIN 12 16 4

Pretty Mouth Man Brimstone ODIN 10 17 3

Enemy team rage quit at round 9. All chat: "this is cancer"

CHAT LOG #06

The Exact One

8:14 PM TJC I could do exactly one

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3 hours later

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11:22 PM TJC ok one more

11:22 PM Doodlleus you said that 4 games ago

11:23 PM TJC this is the real one more

QUOTE #07

The Bait Rez Statistics

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Rez survival rate: 12% Rezzes attempted: countless Smokes used as cover: 0 Walls placed before rez: 0 Vibes: immaculate

TJC on Sage Official squad statistics, peer reviewed

CHAT LOG #08

Not A Gamer Anymore (Again)

7:30 PM Pretty Mouth Man im not really a gamer anymore tbh

7:30 PM Pretty Mouth Man think im done with val for a while

7:31 PM Pretty Mouth Man might just watch a movie or something

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5 minutes later

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7:36 PM Pretty Mouth Man ok whos on

7:36 PM TJC speedrun retirement any%

LEGENDARY #09

LEGENDARY

The Lotus 4-Knife Round

Lotus // Team Gun Game // Round 17

4 knife kills in a single round on Lotus during Team Gun Game. The greatest moment in squad history. Nothing before or since has come close. If you weren't there, you wouldn't understand. If you were there, you still don't understand how it happened.

CHAT LOG #10

The Gaming Chair Theory

11:04 PM TJC dood what happened to your aim

11:04 PM Doodlleus im still cracked

11:05 PM Chill Good Night you have literally not hit a shot in 3 rounds

11:05 PM Neilatron its past 11 his chair lost power

11:06 PM TJC the gaming chair theory is REAL

11:06 PM Doodlleus fuck you chill good night

11:06 PM Chill Good Night i didnt even say anything that time

QUOTE #11

Healing Goes Against Everything She Believes In

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She does not heal. She does not rez. She does not nurture. She places a turret and waits.

The Squad Official assessment of Chill Good Night on Sage

HALL OF FAME #12

HALL OF FAME

Valorant OS

"That's either extremely dedicated or extremely unhinged" -- The Squad

TJC dual-boots into a dedicated Valorant partition. A separate operating system. Exclusively for Valorant. No other programs. No distractions. Just Valorant.

CHAT LOG #undefined

The Eco Round Disagreement

save this round

*buys vandal*

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*dies with classic*

I thought we were saving

I thought we were forcing

HALL OF FAME #13