SQUAD CONSENSUS // AGENT INTEL
AGENT TIER LIST
The definitive ranking of every Valorant agent, filtered through the collective wisdom of five players who peak at 10:47pm and decline rapidly thereafter.
S TIER
Reyna
"Doodlleus carries with this before 11pm"
-- Doodlleus
Sage
"TJC's bait rez machine"
-- TJC
Killjoy
"Chill Good Night's only acceptable agent"
-- Chill Good Night
A TIER
Gekko
"Neilatron's creature army"
-- Neilatron
Viper
"This is why im the viper"
-- TJC
Neon
"Doodlleus's backup when gaming chair is charged"
-- Doodlleus
B TIER
Brimstone
"BRIMJOB"
-- Pretty Mouth Man
Clove
"Neilatron's backup"
-- Neilatron
Raze
"Neilatron's other backup. So many agents, so little consciousness"
-- Neilatron
C TIER
Omen
"We tried him once. We teleported into a wall"
Sova
"Requires lineups. We don't do those here"
Jett
"Would require reflexes. After 11pm we have none"
Cypher
"Like Killjoy but requires reading"
D TIER
Chamber
"The Doodlleus experiment of 2023. Never again."
-- Doodlleus
Breach
"Too much coordination required for this squad"
Skye
"Healing AND flashing? Pick a lane"
Fade
"Too scary. Neilatron had nightmares"
-- Neilatron
F TIER
Harbor
"Nobody has ever played Harbor. Nobody will."
Deadlock
"We forgot she exists"
Astra
"Requires a PhD in astrophysics"
Iso
"We don't know what he does"
These rankings are based on approximately 0 hours of research and 100% vibes. If you disagree, we don't care. Purchance.