When Pretty Mouth Man does something good as Brimstone. The squad types it in chat. He has never asked them to stop.
Chill Good Night's signature positioning philosophy. Near the site. Not ON the site. Close enough to hear the bomb plant. Too far to do anything about it.
A meme that TJC sent so many times in the group chat that it became a way of life. Used as a greeting, farewell, battle cry, and existential statement. CRASHOUTCRASHOUTCRASHOUTCRASHOUT.
Scientifically proven phenomenon where Doodlleus's gaming chair loses all power at exactly 11:00pm. Before 11pm: cracked aim, clutch plays. After 11pm: a man desperately trying to stay awake. The chair knows.
One of Doodlleus's many cryptic one-word messages used to initiate game night. Others include: Oingoboingo? Chimchimcheroo? Boom boom pow? Boing? Doink? Moo? The squad always knows what it means.
Neilatron's universal response to any question about playing Valorant. Sometimes followed by falling asleep before the lobby loads.
Pretty Mouth Man's way of saying 'yes.' Not 'perchance.' Purchance. It's deliberate. Probably.
Chill Good Night's spectrum of noncommittal responses. All translate to 'yes but I need 10 minutes.' She always shows up.
TJC's legendary commitment level. Will play exactly one game. Unless the squad wins, in which case, one more. Unless they lose, in which case, revenge game. Somehow plays 4.
TJC's dedicated operating system partition exclusively for Valorant. He dual-boots into it for game nights. This is either extremely dedicated or extremely unhinged.
Pretty Mouth Man's strategy of dying first in Valorant so he can alt-tab to Factorio. Exposed by TJC: 'pretty mouth man dies first so he can play Factorio.' Confirmed by Pretty Mouth Man himself: 'I'm tired and want to play Factorio on my main screen.'
Neilatron's go-to acceptance message for game night invites. It is both a prediction and a promise. The RR will be lost. The vibes will remain.
What TJC says after every Viper play, regardless of whether the play was actually good. Misses a snake bite by a full tile? 'This is why im the viper.'
The squad's unofficial strategy of buying Odins just to watch the enemy team complain in all chat. Is it optimal? No. Is it funny? Every single time.
The ongoing, possibly eternal, vigil for Chill Good Night's first ace. When told tonight could be the night, she replied: 'Look me in the eyes and tell me you believe that.' The squad looked away.
What Pretty Mouth Man says before playing 4 games in a row. It has never been true. He is always a gamer. He just doesn't want to admit it.
TJC's signature Sage move. Teammate dies in the open? TJC rezzes them right there. No smoke. No wall. Just vibes. Survival rate: roughly 12%.
The squad's assessment of Chill Good Night when she was suggested to play Sage. She does not heal. She does not rez. She does not nurture. She places a turret and waits.
The squad's custom game mode. Everyone must get a kill with the current gun before the team moves to the next one. Knife kill at any point skips the current gun. The order: Pistol > Stinger > Bulldog > Marshal > Spectre > Guardian > Outlaw > Operator > Bucky > Phantom > Ares > Judge > Vandal > Odin > Knife. The Lotus 4-knife round is the peak of human achievement.
4 knife kills in a single round on Lotus during Team Gun Game. The greatest moment in squad history. Nothing before or since has come close. If you weren't there, you wouldn't understand. If you were there, you still don't understand how it happened.
Doodlleus's catchphrase. Used after good rounds, bad rounds, aces, deaths, wins, losses, and loading screens. It is not targeted. It is not personal. It is simply the natural state of Doodlleus. Chill Good Night has never once asked him to stop, which the squad interprets as consent.
TJC's Vandal skin of choice. Unironically. In 2026. The squad has staged multiple interventions. He will not change it. The Wasteland Vandal looks like it was found in a skip and TJC treats it like a family heirloom.
Said every single force round. The squad agrees to save. Four people force buy. The one person who actually saved gets destroyed with a Classic while the rest of the team dies with Vandals they couldn't afford. Next round, someone forces alone, has no money for three rounds, and says 'I thought we were forcing.' The economy is a suggestion. Nobody follows it.
What Chill Good Night shouts when the squad is attacking. Not defending. Attacking. There is no bomb to defuse. The squad is planting. She knows this. She does it anyway. Every single time. It has caused at least three people to briefly hesitate mid-round. She has never apologised.
A feature of Valorant that Doodlleus refuses to acknowledge exists. The minimap shows enemy positions, teammate locations, and utility placement. Doodlleus uses none of this information. He plays Valorant like it's a horror game — everything is a surprise. The squad has pointed at the minimap. They have pinged the minimap. They have screamed about the minimap. He does not look at it. He will never look at it.
The time an AI was given the wrong name for Chill Good Night and confidently renamed her across 135 occurrences in 27 files. The original site said 'Good Chill Night.' she noticed. The squad's reaction: 'Smh Claude is so rude.' Claude has not apologised. She has not recovered. TJC thought it was hilarious. The AI did exactly what it was told, which is the most dangerous thing an AI can do.
Formerly Pretty Mouth Boy. Chill Good Night decided he was too old to be a 'boy' and made him change it about a year ago. Or did she? The squad isn't entirely sure whether this was a democratic decision or a decree. Either way, Pretty Mouth Man grew up. He still dies first. He's still in Factorio. But now he does it as a man.
A known feature of this website. Three canvas particle animations run simultaneously at 60fps, a kill feed spawns new DOM elements every 3 seconds, and a custom crosshair cursor tracks your mouse across the entire page. On desktop this is 'aesthetic.' On mobile this is 'my phone is now a space heater.' The squad considers this a feature, not a bug. If your phone is warm, the vibes are working.