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Reyna / Neon
DOODLLEUS
Duelist
"We don't simply 'play', pretty mouth man. We perform. We win. We dominate! And when we don't, we blame Chill Good Night."
"We don't simply 'play', pretty mouth man. We perform. We win. We dominate! And when we don't, we blame Chill Good Night."
The heart and soul of tHeRe's nO WaY We lOsE ThIs. Every single game night begins the same way: Doodlleus dropping a cryptic one-word message in the group chat. 'Sploink?' 'Oingoboingo?' 'Chimchimcheroo?' 'Boom boom pow?' If Doodlleus doesn't ask, the squad doesn't play. The man has kids to Calpol and early mornings to survive, but he will ALWAYS find time to try and assemble the 5-stack. Valorant has shown us that this is, in his own words, 'a good gaming chair that loses its power after 11pm.' He once tried Chamber. We don't talk about that. He also once blue-screened mid-session and came back like nothing happened. A tinkerer by day — builds AI image boxes with buttons, does woodworking — and a Reyna main by night. Fuelled entirely by late-night coffee, the unshakeable belief that tonight is the night they hit Plat, and an inexhaustible supply of 'Fuck you Chill Good Night' for every conceivable situation. Good round? 'Fuck you Chill Good Night.' Bad round? 'Fuck you Chill Good Night.' Chill Good Night gets MVP? Believe it or not, 'Fuck you Chill Good Night.'
Reyna when the vibes say 'feast mode.' Neon when the vibes say 'I have thirty seconds of gaming chair power left.' A genuine menace in the first few games of the night. The gaming chair is scientifically proven to lose all power at 11pm sharp. Before that? Cracked aim, disgusting Reyna dismisses, Neon slides that make the enemy team type '???' in all chat. After that? A man desperately trying to stay awake while his K/D crumbles. Always happy though. Always. Even at 0-12. 'I'm always happy,' he says, through gritted teeth.
